Every year those of us who are self employed need to compete a tax return by the 31st of January, this I duly tried to do then found that one of the number we need to quote was missing. Lots of taking the house apart and we tried to get it online but were not allowed to had to ask for one by post which has duly arrived.  <br> So on to the website went i this morning and discovered that the other number, the one i had last week has also now done a Houdini and vanished.  <br> This was turning into a fun event..... <br> So the house came apart and equipped with both numbers I sat down in front of the screen and typed in the numbers - wrong password it said. OH great.  <br> So anyway I reset the password which meant hacking into the students  computer as the reset code was being sent to her email address. <br> Not convinced this was fun any more I set too again and the new reset password was not working either.  <br> Time to phone the revenue, which was the number from problems <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">ahh</span> yes dial up and get an auto voice offering me choices, several minutes of choosing option 1-5 later it told me that in actuality I needed a <span goog-spell-original="diferent" style="" class="goog-spellcheck-word">different</span> number again.  <br> By now I was throwing forks and <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">barstewards</span> at everyone and everything, I was so mad that I used the worst swear words of all, the C words Cameron and <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">Clegg</span>. Yes it was getting bad.  Bucket I said and went down stairs for a coffee, back upstairs and try again and now where was the little card  with the number again? It had been there a minute ago, by now i was properly annoyed and about 5 minutes taking the room apart later I found the card and found that all you needed was the first number as their computer has an <span goog-spell-original="autofill" style="" class="goog-spellcheck-word">auto fill</span> function.  <br> So on to the website went i this morning and discovered that the other number, the one i had last week has also now done a Houdini and vanished.  <br> This was turning into a fun event..... <br> So the house came apart and equipped with both numbers I sat down in front of the screen and typed in the numbers - wrong password it said. OH great.  <br> So anyway I reset the password which meant hacking into the students  computer as the reset code was being sent to her email address. <br> Not convinced this was fun any more I set too again and the new reset password was not working either.  <br> Time to phone the revenue, which was the number from problems <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">ahh</span> yes dial up and get an auto voice offering me choices, several minutes of choosing option 1-5 later it told me that in actuality I needed a <span goog-spell-original="diferent" style="" class="goog-spellcheck-word">different</span> number again.  <br> By now I was throwing forks and <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">barstewards</span> at everyone and everything, I was so mad that I used the worst swear words of all, the C words Cameron and <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">Clegg</span>. Yes it was getting bad.  Bucket I said and went down stairs for a coffee, back upstairs and try again and now where was the little card  with the number again? It had been there a minute ago, by now i was properly annoyed and about 5 minutes taking the room apart later I found the card and found that all you needed was the first number as their computer has an <span goog-spell-original="autofill" style="" class="goog-spellcheck-word">auto fill</span> function.  This should  have been a help but rather rendered me nearly <span goog-spell-original="speachless" style="" class="goog-spellcheck-word">speechless</span> with rage, and having had a bit of a look at what passed for online help i realised I might actually have locked myself out so needed to go out for a couple of hours.  Returned to the computer 3 hours later and reentered all the number and the password I had requested 2 minutes previously to be told the password was incorrect I said bucket Cameron <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">Clegg</span> and lots of words in a selection of languages. A pure cloud of profanity rose from my mouth and, for the safety of computers which might all end up going out of the window I have knocked it on the head for today  My it has been fun.   <br> Now I have to cook tea, i think today we will have sennapod soup.  <br> I won't of course  but it might buy me a quiet night..... <br> R<br>
This should  have been a help but rather rendered me nearly <span goog-spell-original="speachless" style="" class="goog-spellcheck-word">speechless</span> with rage, and having had a bit of a look at what passed for online help i realised I might actually have locked myself out so needed to go out for a couple of hours. 
Returned to the computer 3 hours later and reentered all the number and the password I had requested 2 minutes previously to be told the password was incorrect I said bucket Cameron <span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow;" class="goog-spellcheck-word">Clegg</span> and lots of words in a selection of languages. A pure cloud of profanity rose from my mouth and, for the safety of computers which might all end up going out of the window I have knocked it on the head for today 
My it has been fun.  
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Now I have to cook tea, i think today we will have sennapod soup. 
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I won't of course  but it might buy me a quiet night.....
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R<br>
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