tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28640899750259248132024-03-13T09:13:30.164-07:00Festering timesThis is about my life in a fostering family of several young people in Wales today.
There are also all the other people in this house, my own growing up too quickly children who seem to be here less every week, and of course the student, the mistress of all we owe money on. There are three green goddesses (big green 1950's fire pumps): Gloria, Isabelle and the belle.
That's not mentioning other vehicles and items of plant, all sorts in fact.You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.comBlogger1321125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-19197415223083840162023-11-13T03:01:00.000-08:002023-11-13T03:01:50.244-08:00Some bright spark.....<p>Having had a somewhat dry last trip well no it wasn't too bad, the lack of water meant I had to drink beer instead, which was quite OK. </p><p>Back on the ferry for the second trip out, another trip another issue. </p><p>Into house, windows open - check, gas on,- check. power on..... Power on.... </p><p>Now herein lies another saga, like many other parts of the world EDF have been ditching mechanical meters for electronic ones that can be remotly monitored. This is a good thing if you live somewhere far away. Previously we would have to arrange to be there for a meter reader or submit a photo of the meter that showed the reading plus the serial number. </p><p>As covid bit, the letters from EDF got more and more insistent we let them install a Linky electronic meter. Not an easy thing to do when we were in Wales and the house is in Brittany!! On top of this we had been paying estimated bills, for electricity we had used while the house was empty and the supply switched off. </p><p>So, with us not enabling them to change the meter, someone at EDF had thrown their rattle out of the pram and turned the supply off. </p><p>This was much simpler than the water, straight to the new mobile phones international streaming and find the helpline number. The call handler was incredibly focussed and quickly identified the issue. Apologised that he could turn the service back on instantly because of course, it was not a Linky. </p><p>So anyway, 24h later these two techie sorts turned up in a van and switched the power back on, ripping out the old clockwork meter and installing a linky, or so we thought. </p><p>Doing a final reading on the old meter revealed, what a suprise that they owed us a deal of money. I told EDF I was cool with this, it would just mean our account was in credit for about forever. </p><p>This was not of course good enough, they said they had to issue me with a cheque to be paid into the French bank account I no longer had, at that point. </p><p>Then bills started arriving based on more estimated bills, the linky they had installed would not actually talk to their computer system! </p><p>With sense of humour failiure approaching, I said I would send them cheques for all the future bills, drawn on my UK account.... </p><p>Watch this space..... <br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--><script type="text/javascript">
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<!--End of StatCounter Code--></p>You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-86573600004262524352023-10-23T15:37:00.005-07:002023-11-11T04:28:16.509-08:00Lets get things back to normal......<p>A regular feature of our previous life has been regular trips to our little house in Brittany. Our new household additions, the grand children have taken to this with great enthusiasm, in fact I think they would quite happily just travel back and for on the ferry for a week never mind 8 hours. There was of course the one crossing where it all cut up rough, a day crossing too. As the Armorique ploughed it's way through a substantial swell many people turned green, not so the little monsters, no, they thought the strange motion the best thing ever. </p><p>Of course getting there is only half the game, a property you have not used for a couple of years is likely to be a bit neglected. Sure enough we arrived at this huge patch of growth which was where our house used to be. Crawling through the brush I found the front door. The locks were properly siwzed, what I needed was a can of WD40, just like the one I had left home..... So it was off to Intermarche to get some stocks. Back to the house and a bit of persuasion, we were inside the house. Turn on the lights - all was well. Turn on the taps - nothing. </p><p>Need to fidn out what was going on there, for now it was time to break out the big stimmer and cord, lots of strimmer cord. Saying the place was overgrowns was a massive understatement. A whole day and all the cord we had did about 2/3 of the garden. A restocking trip to Intermarche, they didn't have the size of cord our strimmer usually takes, they did however have some serious mega heavy duty stuff, with upgraded cord it took about 20 minutes, this was not so much mowing as a massacre!! </p><p>This just left the minor matter of water, I was on this while management did much of the strimology. I went up the Marie who gave me a phone number for the water company, which was wrong. The centre technique in the village gave me another number, another wrong number. Time to get serious, off to Intermarche and as the fount of all knowledge, the receptionist who has worked there for ever. She scrawled down a number, within minutes I had made the phone call, spoken to a very helpful person, got in the van and was on my way to the office to sort it out. </p><p>Turns out, during covid the water company had changed, the new firm had no contact details for us and concluded the house was abandoned. The mains had been switched off, fill out all the contact and contract forms, 12 hours later the taps ran. We were in business, also in the shower for some time after all that strimming. </p><p>So this was us post covid back into our little house in Brittany. We were happy (ish) the boys were loving it, home and time to plan our next disaster errrr holiday I mean. </p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> <br /></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--><script type="text/javascript">
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<!--End of StatCounter Code--></p>You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-78480646389386505792023-10-20T09:26:00.002-07:002023-10-21T07:17:39.400-07:00Back on the write side of history<p>This is my chance to start anew, to renew my aquaintence with blogger after a huge pause. </p><p>Said pause being due to the contested arrival in our household of two of our granchildren, now aged 5. </p><p>Lots has happened in the meantime, first of all there was the famous Brexshit cock up. </p><p>I must say, way back, when the selfservaites announces their next PM would be Scamerloon known as Dai Cameron to his friends, I thought to myself. This was it, the selfservatives could not find any one who would make a worse prime minister. </p><p>Someone in the tory party must have been listening and accepted the challenge, some how all the later prime ministers have suceeded in being worse than the last one. Teresa May who accidentally lost all the records on the investigation into child sex offences by parliamentarians. Borris who was: wrong man, wring place, wrong time diring the pandemic, a stunning combination of incompetence and sleaze. Liz Truss, well where would you start with that one. Now of course it's Sunak who has been great so far, a fantastic advocate for his wifes tax affairs, aka as Dr Death by the governments scientific advisors during covid. </p><p>Where on earth will we go next. </p><p>Life here though has not been short of the odd excitement, and I await the next with bated breath. </p><p> <br /></p><p> </p><p></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--></p><p><!--Start of StatCounter Code--><script type="text/javascript">
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<!--End of StatCounter Code--></p>You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-26857184211507686582022-01-22T12:56:00.001-08:002022-04-02T00:51:30.010-07:00Back to what we are used to....As former foster carers we are quite used to dealing with the scrapings of the bottom of the pond of stupidity that turn up proudly wearing the badge fostering support worker.
Sometimes though they come up with something that suprises even us.
To be fair to Llamau, the mob that currently take money from the local authority to manage us, they have, after a few initial experiences decided to hide under the nearest stone. This last week though, they appointed a new support worker who decided he was going to take his job seriously.
The management and I concluded, after out initial phone consultation that phrases like "out of his depth" and "not the brightest button on the shirt" were appropriate.
Things went a little downhill when he sent me a series of increasingly irate texts about my failiure to turn up for a meeting about a young person who wasn't actually placed with us.
Puzzled? Yes I was.
Still, to recover from that, he said he is going to call a placement meeting about the many issues we are facing with L.
He said, he had phoned her several times but she would not answer the phone.
I thought I would be helpful, I asked if he had read the case notes, he assured me he had, was there anything in there which might explain why she would not SPEAK to him? He assured me there was not. I did have a moment and ask about the quality of their record keeping.
Being kind, I asked if he could recall the lenghty converstion we had but a few days ago, he could, there is hope, thinks I, had I mentioned anything that might indicate that she would not answer the phone, he could not remember anything.
I thought it best to politely terminate the call at this point, after all, shouting "she is an elective mute you fucking cretin" down the phone might cause offence.
I did actually save him much trauma, I got to the phone before the management who would have had none of my legendary diplomatic skills....
L's SW who is really good is back in work this week and we will have quite a conversation.
And thats before we start talking about the CAMHS trainee psychologist who has been doing "counselling" with L
She is much more academically inteligent so she is even more clever at being stupid.
She was tasked with producing a health passport, this is a document that someone with Mental Health issues takes with them everytime they go into hospital, to explain their special needs. I have not seen it yet, management rolled her eyes when she was reading it this morning.
You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-5087487164233985702020-08-05T01:26:00.000-07:002020-08-05T01:26:06.110-07:00Changing times. <div>So into the chemist and the new reality. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Screens everywhere to shield the staff and contact less preferred cash no longer king...ó</div><div><br /></div><div>On the top shelf behind the counter a dazzling array of hand washes, masks and gloves, at least there are some to buy now. All there right next to the Viagra, there has to be an irony in there somewhere....</div><div><br /></div><div>R<br /></div>You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-72113028429943487392020-08-03T15:07:00.002-07:002023-11-16T09:01:22.227-08:00Things that are mislabled <div>Forgive me for seeming knowledgeable, self confident perhaps even arrogant but I sort of thought I had nailed this parenting thing and knew what it was all about.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It would seem I was mistaken. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The babies though have extended my education <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Lets take your day to day stroll through the supermarket. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Misplaced in the aisle marked "cereal" you may well find Weetabix, far from being a food, this is actually, probably the strongest adhesive ever invented. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Similarly, you might find butter not with the putty, or the grease or the body paint but somewhere where it's suggested you might eat it (that's also possible, but only in large lumps obviously) it can also be fed to the dog as an astonishingly effective canine laxative. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Flora, or margarine totally belongs in the paint section. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Tomato sauce is a hair treatment, make up and clothes dye to rival everything, well apart from chocolate. Actually chocolate does all of the things listed above at least as well. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Then there are nappies, they should really go under artists materials, serving rather too well as a palette where "artistic materials" are stored till they are needed as, adhesive, putty or paint. With the added advantage that there is no need to raid the kitchen, to get the necessary resources, these replenish themselves periodically with no need to give tadcu the slip to get to the kitchen. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>This . of course brings us to the final educational point, people of my age will have studied the theory of relativity at school. Einstein the genius postulated that time is not a universal, rather it passes at different rates dependent on the position and velocity of the observer. A nanosecond is an impossible short interval, now relativity gives us the nanysecond, this shows how time really is relative, this is that minute moment of time while tadcu blinks after getting both boys suited and booted immaculate to go out, for James to get the Flora (1 litre catering pack) out of the fridge and paint the kitchen, himself, the dog and the cat, hmmm, add effective animal laxative to Flora's uses... <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>R<br /></div><div><br /></div><div> <br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> <br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-77234360796383562542020-07-14T14:15:00.000-07:002020-07-14T14:15:30.032-07:00Days of peace.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So grandparentness has turned into one day at a time lockdown survival. The boys are a delight but goodness me do they have some energy and my are they naughty.<br />
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Today was a good start, a lie in, 7 AM call.....<br />
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Out of kip and a serious mission, the lads have had 12 weeks where many shops were covid closed shoe shops included. The dynamic duo are therefore in urgent need of properly fitted footwear.<br />
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Off up the road, to the shoe shop, fully loaded with trepidation at how to manage two incredibly lively toddlers at a time of social distancing.<br />
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They were of course totally angelic, well behaved, lulling us into complacency.<br />
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So we drove home with the crew, who fell asleep as you would. <br />
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"You go and do the food shopping, I can cope with the kids" Says the management, and off I went into town.<br />
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What could possibly go wrong?<br />
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I wasn't away that long, but long enough. <br />
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With me out of the way, management took up ingredients and started some serious cake making.<br />
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James, left for nano seconds decided to investigate the cooking oil. Fortunately this was not our usual gallon cater pack special, it was a mere litre pack. Having tried drinking it, and finding it wanting, he poured the rest over himself and over the floor.<br />
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This produced an impressive pool, which the management attacked with the steam cleaner.<br />
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Meanwhile, the boys were amusing themselves elsewhere.<br />
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At this point I arrived, noted the hissing steam cleaner and lack of children.<br />
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They had retired upstairs.<br />
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So, not long afterwards, I was upstairs.<br />
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"Right, so which one of you has been drawing all over the walls that nanny painted last week".<br />
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Silence.<br />
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"I dunno" said Osian his voice and demenour a picture of innocence.<br />
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A pencil clattered to the floor just behind him.<br />
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I was raised in South Wales, in a town where kids first phrases are things like "weren't me officer" and "I'm keeping schtum till my mouthpiece get's here".<br />
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Thats usually a 5 year old.<br />
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Osian is 2....<br />
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Goodness me - what have we let ourselves in for....<br />
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R <br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-59442273776497089832020-04-03T00:48:00.001-07:002020-04-03T05:32:43.073-07:00Armageddon out of here.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We've had it!! Covid that is, now I've said that, since UK Plc has no ability to test, it's hard to be sure, but it does look like, lockdown house on the hill, Penole might have been visited by the virus.<br />
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Of course the babies, being babies have had so many sniffs sneezes and assorted snot events it'shard to say what or when they had anything.<br />
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Gwion eldest son came home from work and announced he was ill and self isolating. This was very helpful since otherwise we would not have realized that staying in his room for 23 hours of the day was unusual.<br />
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He has though taken sensible precautions, stockpiling has been him, he locked himself in with a box of 48 Cadburys Cream Eggs to sustain him.<br />
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Management has been ill, no doubt about it, she had a pretty crap flu type thing which ended with a day of very nasty coughing and much time in bed with whisky. This last day or so, she has been tetchy, grumpy, snapping and shouting at everyone, so the conclusion has to be, she is better.<br />
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Myself, well, the big event touched me, I had what would barely register as a slight cold, no elevated temperature at all, some aches pains and a slight cough.<br />
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Of course it could all just be a slight winter cough, a normal cold that has affected us all.<br />
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We can't know as there is no testing out there.<br />
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We have, of course, gone into strict lockdown, only absolutely essential trips out to get supplies. Thankfully the brewery is only a mile away so we have not had to go far. Hmmm maybe I could walk there and count that as my daily exercise...<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-2516597791442006852020-01-13T15:01:00.000-08:002020-04-04T13:07:36.780-07:00Serenities swansong.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Now it's been a fair old time since I wrote anything and in reality I think todays post is made out of guilt.<br />
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It does not help though that suitable events to record have been in short supply. Serenity, my step daughter, usually a reliable source of mayhem has become seriously infected with sense and is living a normal and fairly sane life. She does however have children who seem to have picked up the torch and accepted the challenge.....<br />
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A quiet weekend afternoon, in so far as it's possible for any afternoon in a household of 2 infants to be quiet, and the phone rang:<br />
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Grampy<br />
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Yes<br />
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My car won't start.<br />
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OK<br />
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Can you come and help<br />
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What about the AA?<br />
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I'm not a member (some while back, after a previous event it had been suggested that 7.50 a month might be a wise investment but hey ho)<br />
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OK, where are you?<br />
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Carmarthen (Oh joy, 35 miles to drive)<br />
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Where in Carmarthen?<br />
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The garage (sort of narrows it down, there can't be more than 12 garages in Carmarthen, thinks I)<br />
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Anyway a little more discourse, the van packed with tools, a solo tow, trailer board and gear away I went. Away I went into the weather biblical, wind howled, rain hammered into the windscreen, exactly not the day to be trying to start cars. Less than an hours driving and I rolled up at the offending vehicle. Where to start?<br />
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As the rain hammered down I got out of the cab and approached the stricken voiture. What appeared to be the problem, asked I, Serenity junior, a master of the motor car was able to offer a comprehensive answer - it would not start. Had she misfueled the vehicle? No, she had, simply loaded the car with unleaded and then it would not start. What had she spotted when she checked under the bonnet? I was greeted with a look of bewilderment that she might step out of the car into the howling rainstorm to do any investigating, it was wet out there. This was something I was becoming more and more aware of and needed no help from Serenity Jnr to tell.<br />
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Through the little gap of window which was open, I suggested she try and start the car now. The starter stirred sluggishly but there were no brum brum type noises.<br />
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Hmmm, sluggish stirring might indicate a battery gone a bit flat. Try the simple things first, drive Newton the Transporter into position, bonnets open connect booster leads. I noted, as I finally connected the batteries there was some healthy sparking from the leads, indicating there was a significant potential difference between the VW which would have been taking 14V with the engine running and the little Fiesta which should have been at around 12 V, but clearly wasn't. Sure enough, on being powered by the VW the little car burst into life, simple fix, or was it?<br />
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Disconnecting the jump leads, there was still a level of sparky sparky, sooooo the little Fester was getting a bit of charge, but the alternator was obviously not delivering the full 14v. What could this mean? A little noise gave a hint at an answer, a sort of a slipping squeaking suggesting the alternator drive belt might be slack. This would fit in, Serenity Jnr leaves home, it's a tempest, so lights wipers heaters and everything are on, taking a fraction more than the altenator is delivering, gets to Carmarthen 35 miles away and there's not enough to restart the engine. <br />
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A relatively simple fix too, all Serenity Jnr would need to do would be slacken the tensioner, adjust the belt, tighten the tensioner, might even be possible without getting under the car. I could foresee an issue already, Serenity Jnr had made not the slightest move out of the cab so far, so she would probably suggest I stand there in the biblical storm and do the job instead. This had limited appeal so I diplomatically suggested that, since the car was now running, she should make for home forthwith.<br />
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I did follow her at a discreet distance, in case the thing expired again, eventually our ways parted and I headed the trusty Newton up the last ten miles through biblical deluge to Penole, with the heater running full blast to dry me out while keeping the windscreen free of the ensuing condensation.<br />
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It was now time to involve the real deal, Serenity herself. Turns out the potential for problem was well known, indeed Serenity had been urging Jr to involve the garage for some weeks, the car is up and down the M4 regularly and Serenity had urged Jr to get it serviced some time ago. She had also forcefully suggested Jr take out AA membership some considerable time since in anticipation of this sort of an event. Subsequent enquiry revealed that this very same problem had been dealt with on two previous occasions by a phone call to Tally (my son) sadly, on this occasion his car was off the road, so of course she had grandpa on speed dial instead. <br />
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I think I might be busy next time...<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-36586169054923291922019-10-12T14:24:00.002-07:002023-10-19T09:57:35.932-07:00Life inside the dark cloud. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We came home from holiday, happy and refreshed. Everything was starting to look good, Money coming back in and, life was looking good.The van was running fine and would meet our needs for a few more years. Meanwhile, miles away events were unfolding that would change our lives forever.<br />
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Back home, and within a week our world was upside down. New Grandson was taken mysteriously unwell in the middle of the night, his father, rushed him into hospital. <br />
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Next day a full child protection investigation. And two babies were taken into care.<br />
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Wales has a a very forward thinking new act that requires that children are only taken into care when all family options have been eliminated and it was ignored.<br />
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And it was game on for the former foster carers, except this time the children were our own grandchildren, I would like to think no less energy was deployed than we had as foster carers, only the stakes were higher.<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-17741780086773782042019-10-08T01:52:00.003-07:002019-10-08T01:52:57.710-07:00Grandparent life<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So it's out of bed of a lovely morning, no one grandson Osian running wild, does a poo on the bedroom carpet, no two grandson James sits in it.<br />
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Whisk James downstairs remove soiled clothing then light the fire.<br />
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James amuses himself by doing a wee in the kitchen.<br />
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Clean up<br />
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Meanwhile James does a poo on the living room carpet.<br />
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Clean up.<br />
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Get James breakfast, discover James also did a poo by the fridge.<br />
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Change socks.<br />
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Clean up.<br />
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It's all action being a grandad.... <br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-76253949330600308702019-08-09T05:22:00.001-07:002019-10-08T01:58:28.744-07:00Into the wild grey yonder. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Now it came to pass that, undaunted by last years mis adventure we set off on another one....<br />
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So Newton the transporter was all prepped up and away we went. Sensibly, I had up graded by fitting cruise control which made it far easier not to annoy the speed camera sorts and had a massive effect on fuel economy. For the first part of the trip we were averaging 41 mpg which is frankly ridiculous in something with the aerodynamics of a block of flats!<br />
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But anyway we flopped ashore in Roscoff, drove down to Guemene and did nothing for a couple of days. The onward trip was a real education. There is so much industry in France and so active after Doldrum Britain. Convoys of trucks on the motorway as goods move through France to Spain and then back again.<br />
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We are seaside people so we moved along the coast, stopping a few nights in small coastal hamlets in Aires. The first of which had a broken pay meter, so we got the hell out of there before any council workers turned up at 9 am, as did everyone else.<br />
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There are people out there who love the Vendee, we are not among them, finding its flat interminable plain just boring.<br />
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We drove on South eventually reaching the spectacular medieval town of Pons with it's truly spectacular donjon. I thought €20 for a steak a bit steep till I saw the portion, half a cow on a plate. I would not need to eat again for several days!!<br />
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Lets remember now this was October. So it was onwards and Southwards one night in a closed community by the sea. Then Spain.<br />
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Ah yes Spain, and an exciting driving style, that's a polite description. Motorways sort of perched on the side of a hill with real drops offs snaking corners and long tunels. Really, whoever set the speed limit on these roads at 130km was being very optimistic, Spain is full of optimistic people, insanely optimistic people. The management made herself comfortable, curled up in a comfortable ball in the footwell from whence came an occasional distressed whimper.<br />
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Santander is a simply fabulous city to spend a night in a 4 star hotel.<br />
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Santander is a lovely sea side city, the management had spent a night here before with a friend and therfore knew her way round. Well no, she thought she knew her way round. She did find the natural history museum she had desperately wanted to visit last time but sadly her little mate had declined to enter prefering to head off in search of bars and booze. Being a different person I readily agreed to go and visit. Unbenknown to us, the museum had closed some years back and the building was now given over to, errr bars and booze actually.<br />
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More hopeless wandering round town and we eventually made it back to the hotel. Management took a long bath and I devoted my self to my kindle and catching up on a few weeks interweb.<br />
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Soo anyway next morning it was historic, or Altameira stone caves to be more exact. To save the original caves, the whole edifice has been rebuilt above ground. This does not massively detract from the experience which is quite an interesting foray into not so primitive art.<br />
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In the afternoon, following another suicidal adventure on the motorways we rolled into Bilbao and very much more modern art. If you have not done the Guggenheim then you really should. Such a selection of art from the classical to the downright wacky. It made an amazing contrast, between images made on stone with whatever was about to highly sophisticated images made with materials developed over centuries. There was also a deep similarity between the two, both represented the work of highly skilled individuals.<br />
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It was a fitting thing to do on what would have been my fathers 92nd birthday. He would have loved the idea of distant travel. <br />
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It was now time to head north and north we went.<br />
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We had originally planned a day in the Loire but sadly our luck gave out, the couple of camp sites we found we closed as was the only aire we could see. It's just a few hours blast back to the house so thats what we chose - headed the VW up the peyage and landed in Guemene late evening.<br />
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So came to an end a magical holiday - almost a year ago now.<br />
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Little did we know as we made our way back to Wales that events were unfolding that would change our lives forever. When things seem to be going well Fate has a nasty habit of biteing you in the bum.<br />
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Some readers may know that I live a little bit out in the sticks. The back of beyond in fact, internet has always been an issue even in the days of dial up.<br />
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The Welsh Assembly has been quite proactive in this - putting aside a pot of money to connect most of Wales to fast broadband. Sadly the issue has become Open Reach the company that owns the physical network.<br />
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A fairly substantial sum of money was thrown at the problem and the website said the work on our exchange would be done by May, about 2 years ago. In fact there was a deal of digging and laying of fibre from the exchange right across the mountain. What there was not was a rush to connect. So when the Assembly money had been used up laying the main core hardware, all Open Reach needed to do was use their own money to connect properties to the line. Something they declined to do.<br />
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So we have teetered along with our old copper line, old being the operative phrase. It has snapped completely twice in the last 18 months. There are dodgy connections along the line and every time there is rain or wind the connection speeds drop. Since September we have had in total nearly a week of down time as a connection block somewhere between here and the top of the mountain has intermittently failed. Every time the engineers turn up, by a miracle we are getting great connection speeds. As soon as they leave it drops again.<br />
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But maybe not, today an engineer is due and the interweb is barely connected. Maybe this time the errant connector will be found. Or maybe not.<br />
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This is better now we resolved the total outage of yesterday. The net went down fully, no connection at all. Gwion meanwhile was saying nothing, normally he will get out of his room to investigate if the net fails. But of course his ADSL lead was connected and the web working. Investigations and it turned out the wifi was down, all on it's own with no help. No amount of button prodding and re starts would persuade it to come back on so eventually hard wire the lap top to the modem, get inside it's operating system and make it work again. Very weird, how did that happen? Much much later out the kitchen again, Mau Mau the cat has found a nice new warm place to sit......<br />
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And now for the update, Open Reach have found that a section of overhead cable is faulty and a line crew will have to turn out to replace about 5 sections of line. Hmmmm did I say something like that when one section of the line snapped in September, not this September of course the September before that. Mau Mau might as well make the router her permanent seat, then at least someone will be getting some use out of it.<br />
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Came the morning and we were off again. Out of bed into the chilly October air, quick fry up, and ready to go. It was as well we got a proper start to the day.<br />
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Le Patron and his henchman were taking us to the VW dealer, for the money, I had assumed a recovery truck or maybe a suspended tow going to happen. Silly mistake, a small peugeot van and a bit of rope arrived. Fortunately, the trip was short, otherwise the terror,knowing that there was no power assistance on the steering or brakes, might have caused a bathroom moment.<br />
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So by the time we got to the VW agent we were looking a little wild and windswept. Hardly the sorts you might have wanted at a very posh upmarket mainly Audi dealership. Their service manager was immaculate and consummately professional, looking disdainfully at Newton the transporter he regretted that none of his technicians (no mechanics here) would be able to look at the vehicle that day but they "might" have a slot on Monday. A "might" Monday had all the utility of a chocolate fireguard so, with the going getting tough, the tough had to get going.<br />
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We had, in reality explored a number of contingency plans in the event of us being unable to repair the van. These had included things like herself taking the TGV, abandoning me in the South of France to sort the situation or hiring a car and running for the coast. The idea of traveling the length of France alone appealed to the management not one little bit so option b won out.
With a lift provided from Audi Hilton (presumably to get us off the premises) we were soon at the airport where all the car hire people lived. Next a comparative trip from company to company to determine which was offering the best deal. Cheapest was Budget who offered an amazing deal but could not offer us a car, not much use then. A major issue was the distance we wished to cover, taking a car to Roscoff and leaving it there. Most companies included 250km a day, we were proposing 1000 over 2 days. It turned out Avis would do us a package deal with unlimited mileage, that made them the next cheapest they also had a Clio available (which is almost a car) so the deal was done. A set fee, unlimited mileage, away we went heading to the North coast.<br />
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First of course it was back to empty Newton the van. I had, at the back of my mind a bad feeling that I might end up abandoning the van altogether, that it might just be impossible to get the it back. Everything we could remove from the T4 came out. The little Clio was filled, out onto the peyage and away we went. It was mid morning and we set out to make our little house in Brittany by night fall.<br />
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This was my first time driving a left hand drive car on the right. Something which would ideally be approached as a little try out run when you are fresh and refreshed. So a 1000 km run with a driver already running on empty, ending in a night drive along narrow lanes was less than ideal. Time has drawn a merciful veil over this trip, but it was with a certain amount of relief that we rolled up outside our little Breton house, opened the doors lit the fire and put the water heater on so we could have a piping hot shower to wash away a couple of days accumulated grime.
Surprisingly we woke late next day and had a positively leisurely day.<br />
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Setting off mid afternoon for Morlaix to drop the car and catch the train to Roscoff. A hotel in town booked on the recommendation of the lovely staff in the ferry terminal who helped us reschedule our crossing and reserve a cabin. A pleasant evening in Roscoff, some nice beers, being in Brittany we went for a Vietnamese meal, then a quick early morning walk the ferry terminal. A choppy ferry trip home then a lift from Plymouth to Penole from my youngest daughter.
Home and time to reflect on the errors of the last fortnight and decide where to go from here.<br />
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Leaving the van in a VW main agent could well have been a recipe for a huge bill. Actually, the fault on the van was not serious and a competent mechanic could have sorted it in a few hours. So even at VW rates it should not have been silly money. This of course assumed someone was about to get some spanners out. Days turned to weeks and still nothing from the VW agent.
A contact in France agreed to mediate, being more likely to get sense out of the garage. Repeated phone calls produced a whole variety of explanations. None of which made sense.<br />
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While all this was going on, there came a surprise, a huge additional bill from Avis. Had I not returned the car or something?? No, Avis, despite having said otherwise had hit us with a huge bill for mileage. First step try to reverse the payment, the bank said no. Next step complain. This is obviously a standing scam for Avis, they had a slick set of prepared emails which ended up with one that included the "contract" we had signed at the car hire place. This contract was in English, unlike the one I had a copy of, it also didn't have a signature on it!! Requests for copies of the signed contract fell on deaf years. This is obviously a company to steer clear of, or to hire a car off then cancel all transactions the moment the car has left their garage. All in all we got stiffed over by Avis for several hundred pounds, a salutary warning.<br />
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While this was all going on, the very future of the van itself was being decided. In many ways it would have been simpler to just walk away, who takes the simplest course every time? With no assistance from the insurance company (complaints procedure ongoing) VW agency busy doing precisely not a lot, and the clock ticking on it was time to look at options. Getting a haulier to remove the truck back to the UK was an option (an expensive option). Repairs in the VW garage were looking less and less likely.
There is of course a back story here, the problem with the VW was a failure in the tensioner pulley for the fuel pump drive. It needed a new pulley which would then allow you to set the timing on the fuel pump and the engine would run. Hey ho, a couple of hours work tops. Now, pretty much everyone gets their pulleys made by a big American firm, Gates. So there is someone paid to walk down the production line sticking pulleys in a box with VW written on it. Yet more go out in boxes with Gates written on them. Now, it had come to pass, some months previously that VW had sold the last of their pulleys in boxes with VW written on them and had yet to get round to ordering some more. A VW main agent is not allowed to open boxes with "Gates" written on it, everything they fit must come from a box with "VW" written on it. Anyone who popped their head under Newton's bonnet would immediately spot the problem, causing me to suspect that the myriad tales explaining why the VW garage had done nothing owed a lot to not being able to get the part.<br />
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So, it was time to do some serious thinking, by this stage Xmas had been and gone, it was a new year and February was the month. Heading to Merthyr I cadged a lift in a mates VW van which was loaded with tools and spares. Portsmouth was the destination and, at 9 PM one Sunday evening we came ashore in Ouistrheim near Caen. 9 AM next morning, VW Carcasonne opened it's doors and we were there. Out the back, exactly where I had left it stood Newton the T4. Bonnet open and Gerwyn was soon waving spanners at the world. Meanwhile I was inside discussing things with Mr Supersuit the garage manager. He was quite happy for me to take the vehicle, but there was the small matter of a parking fee, 40€ a week parking fee. I responded that, the reason the vehicle was in his parking lot exactly where I had left it owed it's all to inaction on his part and that I was not parting with a bean for parking, but I might charge him vehicle hire. More jolly discussions, supersuit relented, we could have the van with no bill to pay.<br />
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Dragging Gerwyn from under the bonnet I suggested we get off the premises before Supersuit changed his mind. Parked on the street outside, a whole 25 minutes spanner waving time later, see if it would start, said Gerwyn, on the button it started. Gerwyn was all for taking it back to the garage to show them it was working, through the showroom window would be ideal...
Resisting temptation we set off for Guemene with the chance of a decent nights sleep. Such optimism...<br />
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To be fair, the van ran like a rolex, the miles floated by and it was astonishingly frugal too. Something to do with Gerwyns preferred cruising speed being around 60 MPH. Still, the day passed tolerably and by night fall we were in Brittany. Of course if something is going to happen it will happen at night when you are cold, sure enough, we had come off the motorway to find fuel and, the van gave a little splutter then died.<br />
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When it comes to breaking down there are places and places. This was smack next to an itinerant camping place, they had clocked the van failing and were on to it like terriers on a rat. People started emerging from all over, the van would probably have been a bare bodyshell in half an hour. Never has a tow rope been attached so quickly, we were out of there in under 4 minutes.
Fortunately, I had bought a device called a solo tow which allows you to tow a broken down car like it's a trailer. We stopped up the road an attached that in record time.<br />
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A late night nightmare drive up narrow lanes and we were at Guemene for some sleep.
Morning dawned and time to investigate, bonnet up and, sure enough yet another tensioner pulley had let go. This was getting tedious... Best get the vehicle back to Wales for serious investigations then. First off a tow up to St Malo, quicker and simpler than calling in the recovery firm. The van had already been booked on as a "large trailer" which was a lot cheaper than booking on as two vans, that's something to note for the future. A quick call was made to the RAC letting them know I would be on the early morning ferry.
A quiet night, a decent meal, and a recovery truck waiting in the morning. Vehicle back in Wales and investigations could commence.<br />
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The overall issue came all the way back to the mechanic who originally changed the pump belt. For some reason he decided to fit the new camshaft without any oil seals. This had allowed oil to weep out of the cam and on to the nylon adjuster pulley which had broken up causing the problem.
Might be an idea to check the rest of his work then. The cam belt was barely hanging on, the water pump,which he assured me was fine,was showing signs of leaking and failure. That was two things that would have potentially destroyed the whole engine. I had a lucky escape,time to take everything off and sort the whole job again from scratch.<br />
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I said early on, trying to save money is often a very expensive way of doing a job, how right I was.<br />
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Still at least, it's all done now, nearly a year has passed since we set off on that fateful holiday of a lifetime. We have already planned how to mark the anniversary, we are loading the van up, heading for the ferry and going to do it all again.
Hopefully it will take less than a year to write that up.
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So yesterday there was a major event in the town next door. Errant builders managed to put a trench through the main power lead supplying half the town. This meant a sudden outbreak of darkness and powerlessness in a household where the step grandchild, child of Serenity does not go to bed with the light off.<br />
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This of course required a night at nanny's, herself being most pleased to come home from uni to find a child just arrived and delighted to see her.<br />
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As far as I can see this child knows only one word "Nanny" and has limitless energy which is usually devoted to something she should not really be doing.<br />
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The only way we eventually got her to bed was by turning the lights off everywhere else.<br />
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She takes up over half the bed, and at least when she fell asleep she stopped talking. Yes she stopped talking and started snoring.<br />
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Pity the poor step grandfather, shoved into a miniscule part of the bed, perched trying not to fall out whilst being deafened by snoring at a volume that would have a ZZtop fan complaining at the din.<br />
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It was like sleeping in a concrete mixer, that was still running.<br />
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Don't call me grampy, grumpy is a far better description. </div>
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I had a propeprly strange Saturday night a few weeks ago but to learn of that read on. </div>
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Just a normal Saturday night in town but no there was something in the water, the town was infected with something. </div>
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The proto pensioner which is me was working security at a private function in town. It was a 60th birthday, what could possibly go wrong?</div>
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Well mid evening some guy drunk and falling over and upsetting people (not me or one of my mates)
I was just debating going in and grabbing this fella to chuck him out and
the likely shouty shouty fighty fighty repercussions of engaging with
that. when another drunk tried to barge in past me on the door, a bit of a scuffle ensued and out he went. </div>
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One of our actual regulars, was inside being a total nob and getting quite aggressive . </div>
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Another who has serious MH issues was in the grip of something dark and sinister
and needed to be watched all the time. With his meds, he should not be
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By now the idiot who had a tussle with me was at the back door where
the owner, had popped outside for a fag. Glad I went out there when i did as I
had to separate them, the quiet and unflapable owner was looking like he was about to smash him
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While I was dealing with that: I was concerned at
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Thinks, Rhys it's time to be realistic, Am I
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Eventually, the
evening ends and a couple of people were getting quite bellicose about leaving,
the fact there is no beer left, the bar now being dry not being an adequate reason not to
have another. A normally quiet bloke was saying very loudly that he would be the last to leave with
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I really beginning to wonder if was time I retired...</div>
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Place empty doors closed, escape to my local, (One of), where the barman was having a bad night, in a vile mood find People have gone
there having left the venue. More of the same....</div>
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Did I need this? I'm over 60 FFS. </div>
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there and there was something major going down on the square. Wander up
for an eyeball. Take a bit of heart that the far younger door staff in
the both the pubs closed the doors and locked themselves in. There was
a crowd of belligerent people attempting to kick both front
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It seems what this the
tail end of a rolling battle. Combat was joined not long after we
emptied the birthday party when, a
group of 50 somethings (hmm, not your average local lout then) descended
on a bar. The door staff declined admission as they were somewhat
inebriated. The situation escalated into fisticuffs and a lady got
pushed off the kerb and fell heavily causing an injury. After some serious fighting the group decided to
retire to the pub next door but one. This pub has a welcoming land lord
who very quickly soothed matters to the point where another fight
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Then followed the
final stage on the square where I walked in. The little
crowd could not decide where to have a fight next so they solved the
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-71924548284468885622018-09-27T02:57:00.002-07:002018-10-04T06:42:36.425-07:00The holiday of a lifetime.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
For many many years the management had yearned for holidays further afield, Newton, our trusty T4 van had indeed been bought for that very purpose. To go wandering around Europe. Things had not worked out like that and the most it had done in 5 years was a bit of pottering around Brittany and Britain.
Against this background planning began for the big trip. Big it was going to be by our standards too. A trip to Santander then 10 days driving back up to Roscoff, covering the whole length of France from North Spain. Almost immediately things went wrong.<br />
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As detailed previously, things have not been going well for Newton of late. With money being tight almost everything has gone to the bottom of the to do list. A slow puncture dealt with by putting a tyre pump in the cab an oil leak ignored, everything deferred.
Playing mechanical catch up, lists of jobs got done, tyres were replaced, the back of the van reconfigured, this was frantic stuff with money still in short supply.<br />
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Key to all this was changing the cam belt, a key component and needing change every 80 thousand miles or so it's a measure of how long we have had the van that this is the second cambelt it has had in it's time with us.
To save money (often a very expensive course of action) a local mechanic who advertises as being mobile was selected for the job. This was the beginning of a tale of real misery, VW's are not massively complex but they are not simple either, herin began a tale of incompetence and woe. The Mobile Mechanic increasingly lost till - having started the job in April, our departure date in October was upon us and the van was still running like a sack of shovels.<br />
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With just hours to go before the ferry sailed it was time to re think, en route to the ferry lived a guy who reckoned he had access to all the toys for setting up a VW and sure enough he did. The van was running like a Rolex and off we set on adventure bent.<br />
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Of course the original plan had had to be rewritten and now we started the trip coming ashore in St Malo Brittany, Spain was going to be a leisurely drive down the West Atlantic Coast away. Being tight, I had elected to avoid the roads with tolls. This meant you got to see the real France, lovely drive through tiny towns and villages with many things to see and buildings to look at. With the Loire behind us, our first proper stop off was La Rochelle. This proved a bit of a disappointment, I had forgotten the place had been knocked about a bit during the war, it just felt very touristy and a bit 50's. That said, the twin towers that guard the harbour entrance are pretty spectacular.<br />
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With night drawing on we made our way South and out of town down to La Royan. The coastline is truly spectacular with lovely beaches that almost smell of the wealth of those who live there. We paupers in our scruffy old VW traveled on till we lost the light then pulled over in a layby for the night.
France has this amazing system of aires, places where truckers and people with a camper van can pull in and rest up any hour of the day or night. Completely free they are a product of a country with miles of roads and big distances. This one was pretty basic and, actually I strongly suspect it was a dogging site. But hell we cannot get it right every time. Getting it right occasionally would be good....<br />
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It was a mild morning when we woke, well mild for us mountain folk, I suspect the locals thought it was pretty Brrrrrrrr. Back on the road we headed South, still staying off the peyage we took our time over the day. Driving through France is an interesting experience watching the architecture slowly transform as you drive south into something more recognizably Mediterranean.
Being tight (as I already said) we were driving through villages and towns on the perfectly decent A roads, avoiding the motorways (and paying) whilst seeing far more of the countryside than we might otherwise do.<br />
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By mid afternoon we were still a long way from the destination Carcasonne. So, taking the map in hand I decided it was time to find the motorway, the bank card and cover some kilometers. Light had gone when we rolled into Carcasonne and spectacular it was too, a floodlight fortress on a hill.
We rolled into a desolate paid for aire for camping cars, should have stuck to the free ones. We were paying for less facilities than the free site on the motorway!! But anyway it was a nice night in our little mobile bedroom.<br />
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If you have never been to Carcasonne, you have missed out, the place is truly spectacular it was an easy days worth and worth every penny. A truly unforgettable medieval city all within it's own walls. Not have been the subject of WW2 it has not been knocked to hell either. A bigger contrast with La Rochelle was not possible - I loved it.
A little aside, the events described here happened nearly a year ago, it has taken that long to write this. The reasons are about to unfold.<br />
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As we drove down the hill from the medieval town things, if I was honest were going swimmingly well, too well. Rolling up at a set of traffic lights the van developed a curious rattle then the engine died. I knew immediately what was wrong, having pushed the van up the street slightly, around the corner into a side street it was time to review the situation. Break out the tools, What tools? Using the one 13mm spanner, which was all we had, I managed to get some covers off and sure enough, the fuel pump drive belt was slopping around uselessly, the tensioner had snapped.
Still things could be worse I could be broken down in the South of France with no breakdown cover. Quickly phoning my insurer, before they went home, would set wheels in motion as it were. Or not, they claimed I had cancelled all my insurances for the van and it was currently uninsured. So I had been driving round for 6 months confident that I had insurance but I hadn't. That was pretty much it... Quickly re instating my insurance, been with this firm since forever, I said I had called because I was broken down, I needed recovery. Well, they said, they were happy to accept the mistake, take my money and re instate road cover, because that gave them money, they would not however renew the breakdown cover as that involved their money.
Quite a discussion ensued and, eventually we were abandoned by the side of the road.<br />
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Time to take in some situational thoughts, South of France is a lovely place with some islands of deep economic deprivation. We had found one. This was a very poor community and full of people who did not look too friendly. The van was going no further so our only option was to stay put and camp on the street overnight. A cool morning after a night spent snoozing with the maglite in my hand.<br />
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Next day take stock of situation, over the road was a garage, not a VW specialist but it had to be a start. Le Patron was a welcoming chap and assured me I was seriously in luck, his head fitter had much experience of VW diesel engines and would take but a little time to discover the root of the problem and rectify it. Very soon the transporter was pushed the short distance into his garage, the bonnet was opened and investigations commenced.
I'm not sure when my suspensions got aroused, but, this guy when knew all about VW diesels started with a few problems like opening the bonnet. This was followed by some wandering round the engine room, then lots of covers came off, with some hammering and banging and puzzled looks. So the next thing was an announcement, there was a serious issue, the timing marks on the cam pulley had been obliterated. I was getting suspicious, did this guy really know what he was doing? In my best french I explained the the patron, the reason why he could not find the camshaft timing marks was because there wern't any. The marks he was looking for were on the crankshaft and the fuel pump. There were no marks on the cam. This prompted some serious researching on the internet, and much head scratching. A laptop and code reader were produced, maybe we were getting somewhere now. The master mechanic began dismantling the glove box, hmmm maybe I could help? He was connecting the computer, he said, right, I said, but why was he looking in the glove box for the terminal which on VW's is on the steering column (tough question I admit). Had he really "done lots of these before" I wondered under my breath.
The computer was connected, numbers came up on the screen and finally a pronouncement was made, the fuel pump timing was out. It had taken the master mechanic and his computer all morning to conclude what I had concluded in 20 minutes by the side of the road aided by my one 13 mm spanner. Still, best shut up, don't annoy him Rhys.<br />
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With, at last the fault identified, proper work could commence, well, after dinner it might. The management and I retired to a local Italian where, a few glasses of wine and a decent meal might improve my humour.
After lunch things seemed a lot more purposeful, timing marks were found, things aligned with other things a French technical website with many photographs was studied intently. Eventually things were all in alignment and, with a triumphant look the starter was engaged and....... Nothing, lots of cranking there were no brum brum engine running noises. Much head scratching and, head disappeared under the bonnet again. Waiting till the master mechanic was on his laptop again, I went to have a look. I suggested to him that the issue was belt tension, it was all very well aligning the pump to the engine but unless the drive belt was tight, the moment the starter turned the engine the pump would drop out of alignment and the engine would not start. This prompted further head scratching and another attempt to align the pump with the engine. This in turn produced another attempt to start the engine and still the engine declined to function. Several more attempts at this and the battery was flat.<br />
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This prompted a major crisis, his computer screen was now crammed with error codes. Time for some serious research, while he was away i thought I might as well take a look myself. Removing his computer connection I produced my little generic code reader, plugged it in and had a look. He was right of course, there was a mass of engine fault codes, nearly every sensor on the vehicle was reporting low voltage, almost as if the battery was flat. This had now entered the stage of farce. So, with the battery charging away, I said nothing, but used my little machine to clear all the fault codes, checked again, with the battery now delivering 12 V none of the sensors were reporting any issues. Say nothing reconnect his terminal and lets wait and see.<br />
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After a decent pause the master mechanic went to le patron and they both advanced on me. The situation was grave, there were a massive range of serious problems with the vehicle, it was highly likely the engine management computer itself had failed. That sounded serious, I said, could they show me? Of course they could, I was invited over to the bench to look at the laptop and see the plethora of faults that were being reported. Keeping a straight face but trying to look concerned I went to look, the machine was switched on, the fault finding programme was run the screen beeped and bopped and then came back with - no fault codes. There was consternation, a few minutes before the screen had been filled with faults and now, by some miracle they had gone!<br />
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The issue now was how to get the vehicle out of there, it was anyway late afternoon and getting close to time to close the garage. The local VW main agent was contacted, it was agreed the vehicle could be taken over there in the morning, having paid the garage quite a lot of money for doing nothing, management and I settled for the night by the side of the road again.
It was time for some contingency planning.<br />
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Today was Thursday, if the VW agent could not repair the vehicle the next day, things would be grave, management needed to be back in the UK for work, Monday morning. A trip to Macdonalds was needed, over coffee we used their free internet connection to review our options. How could we get out of this impasse?<br />
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The most likely outcome was that the VW garage would know what they were doing, quickly identify the fault get the right part and we would be on our way in the morning. That would be the story for tomorrow.<br />
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Or maybe something else.
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-58598431570514541632017-09-11T13:37:00.001-07:002018-10-04T01:10:22.591-07:00Plus ca change - or something like that. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Nothing much makes it to these pages these days which is itself a very sad thing. This is not to say that life does not throw up challenges and things of interest. Just that life is not motivating me to write.<br />
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Maybe I am getting old, I am into my 6th decade - I still can't really buy that. Last week, on my way to a busy day in university I picked up this radio 4 piece by someone my age talking about the limitations he faced and about aging. Perhaps it's a mind set, I was feeling a little below par myself I will admit. Leading a security team at a festival, up till 3.30 am chasing drunks round a field takes it out of you a bit, at any age. This age thing is a funny one, I was chasing people round a festival last year, noting that I seemed to have to wait for some of the younger ones to catch up.<br />
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Maybe that's just the healthy country lifestyle I lead, seems to conspire to keep me young.<br />
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Of course we have considered ending all that, Bethan has finally moved out, gone away with her current boyfriend. This was not a minor project, incredible quantities of gear emerged from her bedroom, it was like emptying the tardis.<br />
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I suppose it was all my fault. I should never have told Beth about the cheap caravan for sale locally.<br />
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We had a caravan years back and it was a jolly little base to use when doing festivals and such like so when I saw a cheapie on facebook I told Beth who went and looked (on Facebook) and pretty much decided to buy without seeing.<br />
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So it was that Newton the trusty T4 VW and I set off for a town an hour away. The caravan itself was up a narrow back line and, despite being for sale was surrounded by piles of junk. Climbing over this a cursory glance suggested stuff might be in order, cash changed hands and the fun commenced.<br />
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Task one was move the huge piles of junk, task two get the beast out into the lane, now, this should have been the stage where I began to wonder at the wisdom of any of this. <br />
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The caravan was a touch massive and took 3 of us to drag into the lane. Hooked to the van it was a bit of a struggle down what suddenly seemed a lot narrower lane. The 90 degree bend seemed a lot tighter going out too. Just as things were getting really interesting 2 cars arrived, well, got to the top of the lane, saw it was blocked and decided to turn in anyway. 20 minutes of fluent profanity unhitching, heaving, reversing even more profanity and the show was back on the road.<br />
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I have driven Newton with over a ton in the back and, it drives pretty well. So about two miles later i knew the brakes on the caravan must be sticking. Pull over and check. Nope, the hand brake was off and the hubs were cool. Must be something else then. Looking at the van properly "something else" struck me, this caravan was positively huge, bigger than the T4 towing it, the brake was massive size of the van!!<br />
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This was reinforced,if such a thing was needed, by my return to the dual carriageway. Eventually the van was coaxed to a speed approaching the national speed limit, then came a small gust of side wind which normally would hardly cause the VW to flutter. The effect on the wheeled block of flats behind though was pretty spectacular and set in train a series of lurches and slides that did what hordes of speed cameras have failed to do - reduced my speed below 50 and made pretty sure it stayed there.<br />
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Pengawse hill should have been a real chance to test the stamina of the van, being both very long and very steep. Being stuck behind a tractor helped reduce the possible embarrassment, second gear it was all the way. The back road home was a chance to experience how wide and long the bungalow was and the drive a series of challenges of the getting large vehicles round tight corners and through narrow gaps type.<br />
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They say that first impressions count, having been parked for an extended time under a tree at some stage, the bungalow was finished in what might best be described as green slime. Something which did not endeer itself to the management who was overall less than totally impressed with the new addition. There was a very strong suggestion that the bungalow should be immediately removed to somewhere far away and that management for one had no intentions of sleeping in it - ever.<br />
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With that endorsment ringing in my ears it was time to make a detailed examination. So far so good it had things like cookers and fridges and lights and a battery. A washroom and space for a toilet.<br />
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It was time to summon the daughter and set her to work. Armed with a bucket of bleach and a pressure washer, she was soon very pleased at the transformation. Serious reversing skills were deployed to get the van, through, what would be a decent gap if the object concerned was not bigger than the house is adjoined. So, the van is now safely parked out of the way down the side of the house, the management is slightly less annoyed and the hard work of sorting the van out can commence.<br />
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The festival gypsy lifestyle beckons.<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-12845372034236943792017-01-28T07:21:00.002-08:002017-01-28T07:21:32.480-08:00Showing some community spirit.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Now i'm a great believer in being part of the community and putting stuff in not just taking. So sufficiently long ago for this story not to implicate anyone (last summer) the Penole crew were off to do a bit of helping out.<br />
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It wasn't a big ask, moving a couple of marquees that were being hired out for a party, an hour max, we were told. What could be simpler -lots of things, as it turned out. <br />
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15.30 up we rolled at the storage unit to a scene of chaos. our leader had not really sorted things out. Various bits of tent were everywhere, things stored in the back of the shed having to be brought out to try and work out what they were and then shoved back in again when they were the wrong bits. Everything being at the far end of a storage container with a portable stage between it and the door. Remarkably it only took about an hour of sweating swearing and getting inaccessible bits out of the back of the unit and we were ready for the off.<br />
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Brilliant timing, said our leader he had arranged to drop off the tent at 5 PM.<br />
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But he originally said an hour, still never mind all we had to do was take it there and drop it off. What could go wrong...<br />
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So on to a flat grassy site we wandered and it was five o clock and there were going to be four people there except there weren't.<br />
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Our leader seemed not at all phased or surprised which made me feel a bit err suspicious. <br />
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They were obviously setting up for a serious party, the garage seemed to be full to the roof with beers and spirits. <br />
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Anyway, how long can it take to put up two tents, not long. Except these were monster marquees. Still it could not take that long could it?<br />
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There was of course a trip back to base to get the bits our leader had left behind<br />
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In this time frames were built clad in canvas, with alot of straining lifted in the air fitted with sides and sort of pegged down.<br />
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3 1/2 hours later, awash in sweat, we had finished.<br />
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At this stage I did sort of note that this was quite a windy spot and the weather forecast wasn't brilliant and the tents were a bit exposed. The tents weren't that well secured to the floor either These were all thoughts that went round in my head but, hell, it was only going to be an hour a lot of hours ago and I wanted to get home.<br />
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So the weekend came and the weekend went, this morning we had a few plans, none of which included tents and, the phone rang.<br />
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Would we be able to go and take the tents down, would not take long.....<br />
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ERH, NO, we were busy, someone else could do it. There wasn't anyone else, every time our leader asked for help with the tents no one was available. Now that was a real suprise.... <br />
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So rounding up everyone who did not have an excuse like going to work, off we went.<br />
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Time to take down some marquees!<br />
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Well no, the wind had delivered a scene of carnage. Tent positioning had not really been thought through and reading between the lines this had been a bit of a boozy party and when the wind came up no one really noticed or thought to close the doors till both marquees collapsed. <br />
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This was really serious, one marquee was way from where we left it and all the canvas was gone.<br />
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The other was partially up but out of shape. With the wind due to rise getting the canvas off it and down was an urgent priority.<br />
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Things were moving and creaking in a not very encouraging way. Time to get the panels off the frame then, except the roof this could only only happen from inside the tent. On a scale of safe - this wasn't good.<br />
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So unpick the sides, up rolled our leader, hmm, if he clobbered that joint apart, being inside it at the time, the whole marquee would drop on my head. Whack, down it came. I was right.<br />
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With the wind increasing by the minute giant rolls of flapping canvas were folded and dumped into the trailer as another team set about dismantling the frames.<br />
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Now, if some of the bits of tent were needed fo another job that day, logic suggests this would be an ideal time to sort out some bits. No everything went into the van in one huge mess<br />
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So other end came the announcement, this mess of poles had to be sorted into their various types so some of them could be transfered to another trailer to go back out again.<br />
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Lets make this more complex shall we??<br />
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Think I might be busy next time......<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-12283167362130882142016-11-25T13:52:00.002-08:002016-11-25T13:52:40.508-08:00A weekend of quietness<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Now weekends are a time for planning for peace,well unless you are fostering. But fostering was very years ago so a few things needed sorting quietly.<br />
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First job, reset the sliding side door on the V4 T4 van, checking the Haynes manual revealed that this was a very simple little job, looked like it would take 20 minutes at most.<br />
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The management was off subduing some jungle and at 09.30 with her going up the drive it was time to break out some tools. I think her job over ran a bit so, it was 13.30 or so when she came back down the drive to be confronted by daughter Bruce, me, with trolley jack, crow bars,wedges and a 10 lb sledge hammer. I suppose really she wasn't to know, so when she observed "You.ve just started then" I should not have replied in quite the way I did.<br />
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Peace eventually descended well after a fashion. When you live in the sticks, there are certain jobs that need doing regularly, like cleaning the flues. Logically these are jobs for the summer when the fires are out and you can leave windows and doors open to dissipate the ensuing clouds of debris. <br />
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Naturally, we hadn't done that so, a few weeks back we swept the flue for the Rayburn, a messy old job that turned into too. Of course out main stove is only ever woodfired so the flue would contain far less sooty type stuff. Nevertheless some 6th sense made me decide to empty the living room, not a stick of furniture or fleck of rug remained when I started to dismantle the flue. This was to prove one of my better calls, pulling the flue generated some ash and cinders, a fair old bit of it infact. Breaking into the Green Goddess Fire Engine hearth kit to clear the chimney triggered a series of deluges of black powder that filled the room with a fine black mist and buried the hearth in a huge pile. The vaccum was abandoned in favour of a shovel and a big debris bag. Then came the vacuum and the steam cleaner and eventually all was restored.<br />
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Flue rebuilt and, wow, we have a warm living room and a warm house with the heat controlled.<br />
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Over all a good call, rest of my life in ruins, but hey ho... <br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-64267060520427953622016-11-03T15:58:00.000-07:002016-11-04T01:04:40.039-07:00The Brittany Ferries chainsaw massacre......<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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BF have offered some pretty good deals this year and with finances looking less sick we took advantage in full. Came a quiet weekday and, delightfully organised we set off bright and early. The exchange rate is now everything a brexit voter deserves so as confirmed remainers we were fairly unhappy with how few euros our pounds had bought us.<br />
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It's not just the Euro of course, with fuel prices on the up our usual pace had been reined in and the VW was travelling at relative snails speed to eke out the litres or diesel.<br />
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Arborism was the name of the weekend so the van had been packed with shovels strimmers , my big felling axe, not to mention my stihl chainsaw which was earmarked to do a bit of tree felling.<br />
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With all these goodies on board we arrived in time for a meal before rocking into the ferry terminal with time a plenty to spare. Things soured from the word go, into the check in and the lady was not smiling. The vehicle was not accurately described on the ticket she said. This was the same category I had used since 2011 I replied, multi purpose vehicle - which it is. The category was for MPV's and 4x4, this was a VW transporter and therefore a camper van, she said. The most popular 4x4 is a Discovery and that is both longer and higher than a T4, I countered. No, she replied,the T4 had to go in the van and camper category, (which are classed as higher and longer and thus cost more). During the summer, I countered, the T4 had actually been parked on the elevated car deck, as it is pretty much the same size as a large car. This debate was going no where so, accepting that fact and the information that the van was now "on the system" and any further attempts to cheat would be severely dealt with, on we went.<br />
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Into security, there was obviously some form of heightened expectation. A far larger security squad than normal, milling round as vehicles came into the security hall. Extra numbers did not mean extra checks and soon it was our turn. Up strode the team. Was this our vehicle? Asked the head honcho. Resisting temptation, I confessed it was. Had we packed it ourselves? Of course. Was everything in it ours? Yes. Were were carrying any weapons? Before I could say a word, the management mentioned we had a chain saw. There was a collective gasp, the whole crowd tensed up and moved back a pace. I'll show you, said I, hopping out of the cab, opening the side door and emerging with the saw. This was not the right move, this lot were getting seriously alarmed, thank goodness management mentioned the saw, had I turned round holding the big felling axe we were also carrying there might well have been a laundry bill....<br />
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So like international terrorists we were duly escorted out of the security shed and plonked in a corner well away from the public. There was some debate about whether we should be allowed to board at all, us being international terrorists and all. The head honcho came over, demanding to see our ticket. Didn't have one, said I, boarding card, but no ticket. handed her the boarding card, this wasn't a ticket, quite right says I, there had to be a ticket said she, don't have one, said I, again. Urgent radio messages to the terminal produced a relaxed looking member of BF staff. She rolled up, explained that the security leader needed our reservation number and didn't know where to find it on a boarding card. Shame she hadn't asked me, said I, I could have showed her how to read a boarding pass myself, in retrospect this was not the right thing to say to head honcho in front of BF staff.<br />
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Soon after this we were released to wait to board, with heavy duty anti terrorist protection attached to the vehicle (red sticker on the windscreen) and assigned a lane dedicated to international terrorists, well OK,us and the other guy (they caught him with a hedge trimmer).<br />
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The police were called over to guard us and at least had the good grace to look slightly bemused by the whole affair. Eventually, we were loaded, and again it was a special area of the car deck under the beady eye of the security cameras.<br />
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There was some significant relief involved in getting off the ferry next day, obviously we got stopped the instant we were off the ferry. You are carrying weapons, said the controller, no we have a chainsaw, said I. He laughed, stepped forward and removed our international terrorist sticker before any Gendarmes or Customs spotted it and we were subject to another carnival. Out of the terminal and away we went.<br />
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The rest of our day passed without drama well, not quite. I was relaxing by planning how to rewire the house when the levels of swearing outside started to increase exponentially. The management was having a moment. The object of her wrath was the strimmer. Now, this is a bit of a controversial item as, a little while back, our strimmer declined to function. This was a big deal as gardening contracts meant the need was immediate. Having been dispatched with old strimmer which needed overhaul, but with instructions to bring back another as the need for strimmers for gardening projects was as I said, immediate. At the machinery place I had two options, buy a new replacement (as instructed) or a more powerful model, second hand. Using my judgement (not recommended) I overruled instructions (aka as "death wish") and bought second hand. This strimmer has always therefore been "controversial". Now miles from any support it was declining to function, this was a major issue and undoubtedly down to my poor decision making skills. A significant rant was well in progress, never worked right, always been temperamental, should never have bought it etc. In retrospect asking the management whether she thought it might run better with the ignition switch in the "on" position was not as quite tactful a question as it might have been. Soon the sound of furious strimming was heard around the house. <br />
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Lunchtime arrived all too soon, time to nip into town. Our chosen Restaurant, trois marchands does 4 courses for € 11.50, a bargain! The menu was set and today's main was beef tongue in Madeira sauce, maybe try somewhere else then. Out of town for the next place and no menu at all!! So upstairs we trooped and sat down. The main was, err beef tongue in Madeira sauce, but the fish starter was superb and a cheese she had never encountered before gave her something to add to the take home shopping list. Also of course is the featured little old lady. Now she is a bit of a fixture and with a couple vin rouges inside her she launched a voluble assault on the character of "les anglais" against whom she obviously has quite a grudge. Le Patron, who knows we are pretty fluent rushed over to appologise and say she was harmless. No problems, said I loudly, I wasn't English, I was Welsh and here views on Les Anglais as neighbours were pretty moderate compared to mine. Went down well that did...<br />
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On with the excitement and back to the garden. Our little house is in a minor hamlet and two of the immediate properties are derelict, with a hint of dodgy dealing it seems both have now been sold onwithout ever coming on to the market. I suspect the old lady who owned them has died with no immediate family and someone had bought them as a job lot on the quiet, through the Mairie. A local arborist had been contracted to clear the back garden of the house next door which he had done by dumping a most of the cuttings in our back garden! In actuality, he was good as gold even having the good grace not to laugh openly when I felled a 30 foot Oak - the whole point of bringing the chainsaw!<br />
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With much clearing and chopping and stacking complete, it was time to head for home. The van at this stage being pretty well loaded and pretty soon it was clear all was not well. Something in the transmission was making a serious noise, a terminal noise in fact. The very last thing we needed, a breakdown. So on we limped nursing the van up to the coast. I was pretty convinced we would not make it but, no, somehow we got into Morlaix then Roscoff. Bonus; driving like a hearse, the fully laden VW recorded a very frugal 40 mpg.<br />
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So there we were,eyes down, look in, into the ferry terminal, I don't think anything could have prepared us for what came next. The terminal was on a heightened alert state on the look out for dangerous international terrorists, just like us. First cordon was the gendarmes, they had obviously been briefed, as we clanked to a halt three of them approached the van: black uniforms, shades, flack jackets and pistols. One was different, he had a proper assault rifle and he was obviously quite prepared to use it. I instructed the management to move very slowly and put both her hands on the dash board. This was a proper bathrooms moment. You have a gun, barked the first one, in French. No, I have a chainsaw, I squeaked. Show us, he commanded, very slowly I got out and moved round to the side of the van, opened the door and pointed to the chain saw. Relax all round, close door back into van.<br />
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Into the reservation booth, hand over the old booking card. Some clicking on the computer, a frown. You have a gun, said the concerned looking lady, no, I have a chain saw, said I. She didn't want to see the chainsaw but she popped out of her booth and we soon had some more international terrorist stickers on the windscreen.<br />
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Inside the cordon, in the terrorist lane and over came the internal security, no guns and far less scarey. You have a gun, no I have a chainsaw, show me. Out came the device again. Once again the chainsaw was looked at, yet, nothing else in the van got serious scrutiny.<br />
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Eventually, into customs, up went the warning hand. You have a gun, no, I have a chainsaw, let me see.... Stihl 261 - good chain saw, said the customs guy.<br />
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Finally on to the ship in a clatter of dying drive shaft, into the segregated bit of car deck reserved for international terrorists like us. Rest, relax, Plymouth would without doubt be something special.<br />
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When we got off the ferry there was the usual line for immigration, but no Apache helicopter clattered overhead, no battalion of marines stood by in battle order, it must have been the SBS weekend off and the tactical weapons team must been away dealing with a serious case of bad parking. The international terrorists clattered through immigration in bemused amusement and headed for home.<br />
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Well we tried to, 20 miles up the road the VW was sounding like it was about to destroy itself , something mechanical was about to get out and walk, I pulled into a garage forecourt and phoned the RAC, it was now just short of 21.00. By midnight a recovery truck had arrived to collect us at a garage 30 miles away. A surreal phone call ensued where the recovery driver was asking us why we were broken down where we were rather than where he was, with a strong implication that this was our fault somehow. He then threw his rattle out of his pram and said he not driving any further and was going home and leaving us there. This sent me scuttling to phone the RAC who said they would phone me back and didn't. But, shortly after, another recovery firm called, to say, they were on their way and indeed they were soon on the scene and recovery commenced, or rather didn't as by now all their drivers were out of hours so we were recovered to their garage,given a car and told to drive home. By 05.45 bed was a very welcome place and a lovely nights sleep was what I needed, gave myself and extra hour before waking up at 08.30 to find the devastation that had gone on at home while we were away.<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-74995265019650310772016-03-26T02:11:00.002-07:002016-03-26T02:11:36.574-07:00After the sun has gone in<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
If I were frank i would admit this has been a tough old year. A year meaning 12 months not the time since January. The last couple of years has seen fostering peter out as herself and myself being a bit assertive and a long way from daycastle has been enough to stop us getting used (and abused) by the fostering service.<br />
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About March we put in our application to work in a totally different field which would of course leave us potless till the money came in. After the most long drawn out process ever, our application goes to panel next week. We might even be earning money by the end of the month.<br />
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This has not been a matter of small consequence we have survived pretty much a year on next to nothing. I've been off doing festival work (and much fun was had if truth was known), local security work has happened and lots of training has been done.<br />
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All in all a jolly old time but one where money was outrageously tight. he freezer has been run to within and inch of empty and some quite intriguing food combinations have been poured out on plates.<br />
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Everyone has been feeling the pinch meaning those food combinations have to exclude anything on Tallies can't possibly eat list and take account of Bruce the Vegan.<br />
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Bruce reduced the issue somewhat by clearing off to El Salvador to build something which had bought us 12 weeks grace. She is however back Wednesday and we will be back to normal on that front.<br />
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I have been pretty amazed with our resilience really and we just need a couple more weeks to allow finances to normalise. Normalise meaning we can pay our bills. Eat, maybe even vanish across the sea and forget things for a few days. </div>
You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-10936106544403324422015-12-24T09:10:00.000-08:002015-12-24T09:10:02.718-08:00twas the night before Xmas.......<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house it was bloody Bedlam!!!<br />
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Out this morning filed with dread and into town. Surprisingly light traffic, into the cash and carry hoover up some things on short date. on to Aldi where all the fresh meat was reduced by 50 percent. Tesco turkey crown 12 pounds Aldi 4 pounds - sorted: big lump of turkey, a free range stuffed chicken and change out of 7 quid. <br />
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Then it was on to Tesco, my had things woken up since we arrived in town, Mad Max in the car park, Close Quarter Combat in the aisles.<br />
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Glad to get home but no peace even here, full on Xmas cooking with Rayburn running flat out. Red Hot Chilli Peppers on the Stereo.<br />
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Funny though as I sat here, I started to look back, last year i was working, bringing up someone Else's children. As I was every Xmas as far back as 1998. That year I was a hotelier, and I had worked every Xmas day since 1992. That year I was a residential social worker and I had worked every Xmas day since 1986.<br />
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Going to be a strange feeling, not working Xmas day. Won't be quiet though, I think we have a total of 17 people here. Starting to wish I had taken that security work. Wonder if i still have that blokes phone number....<br />
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You mean there's more???http://www.blogger.com/profile/12736627336832800972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2864089975025924813.post-66197125760950109952015-12-23T10:43:00.001-08:002015-12-23T10:43:47.135-08:00Twas the night before Xmas eve<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So the dread eve approaches full of menace, we are under imminent threat of an outbreak of Xmas.<br />
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This is supposed to be a time for families which is why so much family time is devoted to arguing I guess. This year is quite odd for us, normally we would be splurging money of everyone but this year we are broke. Now when I say broke I don't mean eviction is imminent or that the power is about to be turned off but it has been a tough few months.<br />
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Our last placement G moved out in about August, big D moved into his new flat in July. Now, when I say moved, he has been back pretty regularly and is here for the Xmas celebrations.<br />
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Except celebration will be a bit thin this year, we have survived on wheeler dealing and festivals virtually since July. I have worked 5 or six festivals over the summer, we are doing security for 7 festivals either as main contractor or sub contractor next year. That though is next year, somehow we have to get to then.<br />
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We have applied to replace the fostering with working in adult services, one thing we forgot is the total inertia in social services. From applying in about May they have now indicated they will have completed the assessment by March. There is a strange thing in there, imagine if this was going to be your main source of income and from applying for the job to starting work took that amount of time.<br />
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Oh hang on, it's going to be exactly that.<br />
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So this year Xmas here will be a muted little affair, well maybe not I think there are 16 of us on Xmas day. Please note also, for those planning a budget of hundreds for a gatheirng of 4, we reckon on having change from 50 quid to feed everyone, as I said we did dealing, so it's not going to be fish finger and chip. <br />
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Actually, for me, a security job has come up for Xmas day, a venue with a reputation for being a tough call, boozing and brawling, easier than being here then, and they pay 50 pounds an hour over Xmas, ideal. Thing is, one day on 50pounds an hour is no recompense for being homeless afterwards, and if I took that job she would definitely chuck me out!! . <br />
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