Serenity....

I was sitting by the computer recently when the phone tintinabulated, it was my dear most beloved step daughter Serenity in a situation of great urgence. She was stuck in town with no diesel and unless I proceeded immediately to her aid she would remain there until payday.

So being benevolent of a mood I diverted to town pressed 2 crisp brown notes into her sweaty little palm and departed with her promise to return it the very next day ringing in my years.

Several weeks have past without visitations, phone calls, or indeed any form of communication at all.

Peace has reigned.

Best 20 quid I have spent in a long time

R