It takes a lot to get the management through a door with doctor on it, she simply does not do ill and few germs would be foolish enough to invade her body.
But it has to be admitted that she has not been 100 percent of late and so this morning she was marched into the quacks for examinations. Now, anyone suggesting that the management is not perfect in every way is sailing into seriously dangerous rock strewn waters.
But this was courage beyond belief.
I have thought for a while that management was a little underheight, but no doc mentioned the phrase overweight. Whats more, she lived!!
More courage was required in asking about managerial lifestyle, she has some strange condition that means that she should not eat bread. Knowing that and mentioning it are two diferent things but no, management has been told to knock all the cereal type products on the head forthwith.
Her corkscrew habits were also singled out for attention. Apparently, and i did not know this, but vin blanc is not good stuff, management has been instructed to switch to rouge. So this day the vin blanc is heading my way and she is selecting a pricey rouge, we don't actually do cheap reds. I am rather proud of our little cellar of classy reds which usually have a medal from some competition or other and quite often wear a grand cru label to boot
Not sure that is good, ohh yes red wine might be good for her heart but counting the cost of the bottles she is considering opening might give me a heart attack...
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