Tuesday 11 May 2010

Things to learn in life.....

Taking down lath and plaster ceilings is really easy when you have the tools off a green goddess to hand.

The plaster in lath and plaster is the vilest most penetrating dust known to humanity.

The mess left by removing a plaster ceiling can only be replicated using high explosives.

All nails have a secret desire to penetrate your boots.

Steel toe caps offer no protection against nails coming up through the soles.

BUT

Last and not least.

I do not do working outside the house on scaffolding.

It's HER birthday present SHE can use it.

Looking to number one son for sympathy when sitting in the living room quakeing in post vertigo induced shock is a waste of time....

R

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